Beethoven was a rather amazing person, I must say.

I hope everyone had a lovely weekend~?
I know I had.

So how does everyone feel about our big bad company eating up a smaller one?
Proud? Disgusted? Happy? Nothing at all?
More money down your pockets, and the press is more then happy to tell little lies.

...that reminds me. Press conference this Wednesday.
Be nice to the sheep.

I'm terribly bored.
Isn't Izuru back from that vacation, yet?

I found this caterpillar in the plant I got from Ise-san.
In winter. Odd.



I think I'll name it U-chan.

My, there's not a day without drama in this place, now is there?
No wonder we're such a popular place to work, hmm? ♥
All the gossip at SSI is enough to last a lifetime.

The elevators are still broken - must be a big problem, ne?
Seems most people at SSI are fit enough to walk up and down the stairs, however... with the exception of a certain secretary who had to abandon his hourly vending-machine run, and Ukitake-sama, who sounded like he was climbing a mountain the fourth time I saw him in the stairs today. Stubborn, stubborn.
Anyone else having troubles? It's only four floors, be happy we do not live in a building with over 100~ ♥

The press are all hot and bothered about this lawsuit; they really must be bored.
Is anyone else bored~?

I miss my Izuru. ♥

Looks real good in the window.
Thank you, Ise-san~~ ♥

...and a thank you to the people who did the survey!
The press loved the statistics. Fools them every time, hmm?
Thought they'd know better.

Now, I got my files stuck in my backup disk here, and I don't know what to do...
I must say I miss Ishida-kun.

The weather is boring. All gray and soggy.
The snow reminds me of bad oatmeal.
It's almost like one of those cartoon-cliche mondays, isn't it~?

If anyone is still interested in taking the survey, it's in my last post.

Things I've learned from the survey is that some people are sensitive to certain words used, have humor on middle-school level, SSI's products (that pays our wages, people!) is expensive, and most people use some kind of SSI product or know people who do.

Isn't the power of statistics grand?
That would mean that even though people think it's expensive, they're still using them~~ ♥

Woe, my little Izuru is on vacation. What ever will I do without him, hmm?

The press is being just rowdy lately. First this little legal problem with one of our fine employees, then the release of the Jigokuchou Cell Phone. Nifty little thing, that.

They're all over it, so I thought I'd set up a little company survey, hmm? ^____^
I'm sure you all will like it~ ♥

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Company Position:
Martial Status:
Children:

How long have you been working at SSI?

Do you use any SSI products?

If yes, which ones?

If no, why not?

Does anyone in your family use SSI products?

Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?

Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?

Would you use one?

What do you think of the prices of the products?

Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?

Would you recommend them to friends and family?

Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:

<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Sex:</b> <b>Company Position:</b> <b>Martial Status:</b> <b>Children:</b> <b>How long have you been working at SSI?</b> <b>Do you use any SSI products?</b> <b>If yes, which ones?</b> <b>If no, why not?</b> <b>Does anyone in your family use SSI products?</b> <b>Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?</b> <b>Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?</b> <b>Would you use one?</b> <b>What do you think of the prices of the products?</b> <b>Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?</b> <b>Would you recommend them to friends and family?</b> <b>Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:</b>

Go forth my minions, do my work for me~~ ^__^

No news are good news, hmmm? ♥

It's another scandal waiting to happen, shhh~

The press knows nothing about the explosion, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
I spend six hours in a press conference yesterday, explaining what did not happen~! ♥
What I really do not need is people talking about said thing that did not happen, when the press conference was over and people were piling out like the sheep they are.

People really should be more careful, ne~? I hope they learned their lesson.
We don't want to give the company a bad reputation, now do we? ^__________^

I~zu~ru~? Be a good boy and forward a few messages for me.
The Daily Spirit seems to keep misunderstanding what I'm saying.
I really thought that a newspaper should have people understanding simple words, hmmm~?

It's Friday... drinks, anyone?

Well, now. I was starting to wonder if Kurotsuchi and his scientists were losing their touch.
I must say I'm impressed. It's been a while without a workplace accident.

I guess we all need to cash in on our bets now.
Who voted for six months, hmm? Looks like you won ten bucks.

Oh, and whomever owns the blue-gray car on the employee parking lot?
Looks like some kids pelted it with snow balls. Tsk, tsk.

So everything is back to the usual? New year, new messes.
I only wonder what will happen first~! Nothing surprises me about this place, anymore.

I have a meeting with a woman from Karakura Times today. I do hope she won't storm off like last time. Really, reporters are so very sensitive these days.

Oh, and I~zu~ru? Be a good boy and get the lady what she wants when she arrives, will you?

Lets all have a wonderful time, shall we~?

Am I the only one who thought yesterday was rather amusing~?
I see they have not found out who it was, yet. ^_____^

The bulletin board is announcing a company party...?

Someone is playing games and it~isn't~me~!

^_____^ ♥~!

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

I~ZU~RU!
There are people in my office~!
Don't make me start playing Beethoven~!

So how is everyone's first few days of work after vacation, hmmm?
It's been very nice so far, to see all the familiar faces... and some new.

On another note, I've found that women's shoes are quite nice to have on the desk. Gives a bit of feminine touch, doesn't it? Oh hush, Izuru.
Does anyone want to donate one to me? I'd be forever thankful. ^___^

I'm looking forward to that press conference. Let's show some company spirit! Smile! Be happy!
And do not mention any scandals, mmkay?