My, there's not a day without drama in this place, now is there?
No wonder we're such a popular place to work, hmm? ♥
All the gossip at SSI is enough to last a lifetime.

The elevators are still broken - must be a big problem, ne?
Seems most people at SSI are fit enough to walk up and down the stairs, however... with the exception of a certain secretary who had to abandon his hourly vending-machine run, and Ukitake-sama, who sounded like he was climbing a mountain the fourth time I saw him in the stairs today. Stubborn, stubborn.
Anyone else having troubles? It's only four floors, be happy we do not live in a building with over 100~ ♥

The press are all hot and bothered about this lawsuit; they really must be bored.
Is anyone else bored~?

I miss my Izuru. ♥

No news are good news, hmmm? ♥

It's another scandal waiting to happen, shhh~

Well, now. I was starting to wonder if Kurotsuchi and his scientists were losing their touch.
I must say I'm impressed. It's been a while without a workplace accident.

I guess we all need to cash in on our bets now.
Who voted for six months, hmm? Looks like you won ten bucks.

Oh, and whomever owns the blue-gray car on the employee parking lot?
Looks like some kids pelted it with snow balls. Tsk, tsk.

So everything is back to the usual? New year, new messes.
I only wonder what will happen first~! Nothing surprises me about this place, anymore.

I have a meeting with a woman from Karakura Times today. I do hope she won't storm off like last time. Really, reporters are so very sensitive these days.

Oh, and I~zu~ru? Be a good boy and get the lady what she wants when she arrives, will you?

Am I the only one who thought yesterday was rather amusing~?
I see they have not found out who it was, yet. ^_____^

The bulletin board is announcing a company party...?

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

Who would have thought a mere police car would start so many fun rumors, hmmm? I must say, it is all quite amusing.

From what I've heard, there are a lot of suspected criminals in this company~ ^_____^

Though I was just CERTAIN it was either because of the smashed window or about the hacking.
Tsk, tsk. I obviously have no imagination.

There are SO many people down in the customer lounge.
Any more, and I swear the room will explode.
Which would be a rather interesting sight...

I hope everyone is having a lovely day, hmm~?
Splendid weather to announce our new products in.
Perhaps a few lightning strikes and thunder will add to the image ^___^
Especially when Kurotsuchi-san speaks.

Oh, and if anyone sees a yellow folder with smileys on it, that's mine.
Kinda need it. Now. Okay?