The press knows nothing about the explosion, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
I spend six hours in a press conference yesterday, explaining what did not happen~! ♥
What I really do not need is people talking about said thing that did not happen, when the press conference was over and people were piling out like the sheep they are.

People really should be more careful, ne~? I hope they learned their lesson.
We don't want to give the company a bad reputation, now do we? ^__________^

I~zu~ru~? Be a good boy and forward a few messages for me.
The Daily Spirit seems to keep misunderstanding what I'm saying.
I really thought that a newspaper should have people understanding simple words, hmmm~?

It's Friday... drinks, anyone?

Lets all have a wonderful time, shall we~?

The water cooler on the 4th floor broke down.
I'm seriously going to kill whoever did it.

...I'll be like a wicked witch, melting away in this terrible heat.
;___;

Perhaps I should decorate my office with ice cubes?
That would give these journalists something to write about.

On another note; if this heat keeps up until this evening, I'm going out for drinks. Anyone wish to join me, hmmm?