The water cooler on the 4th floor broke down.
I'm seriously going to kill whoever did it.

...I'll be like a wicked witch, melting away in this terrible heat.
;___;

Perhaps I should decorate my office with ice cubes?
That would give these journalists something to write about.

On another note; if this heat keeps up until this evening, I'm going out for drinks. Anyone wish to join me, hmmm?