Oi.



Press conference today. Those who know they're supposed to attend, please be there on time.
The rest of you, behave in front of the reporters. They are everywhere.

I~zu~ru~! I need that powerpoint presentation now, and I hope everything is ready~

I'm terribly bored.
Isn't Izuru back from that vacation, yet?

I found this caterpillar in the plant I got from Ise-san.
In winter. Odd.



I think I'll name it U-chan.

My, there's not a day without drama in this place, now is there?
No wonder we're such a popular place to work, hmm? ♥
All the gossip at SSI is enough to last a lifetime.

The elevators are still broken - must be a big problem, ne?
Seems most people at SSI are fit enough to walk up and down the stairs, however... with the exception of a certain secretary who had to abandon his hourly vending-machine run, and Ukitake-sama, who sounded like he was climbing a mountain the fourth time I saw him in the stairs today. Stubborn, stubborn.
Anyone else having troubles? It's only four floors, be happy we do not live in a building with over 100~ ♥

The press are all hot and bothered about this lawsuit; they really must be bored.
Is anyone else bored~?

I miss my Izuru. ♥

Woe, my little Izuru is on vacation. What ever will I do without him, hmm?

The press is being just rowdy lately. First this little legal problem with one of our fine employees, then the release of the Jigokuchou Cell Phone. Nifty little thing, that.

They're all over it, so I thought I'd set up a little company survey, hmm? ^____^
I'm sure you all will like it~ ♥

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Company Position:
Martial Status:
Children:

How long have you been working at SSI?

Do you use any SSI products?

If yes, which ones?

If no, why not?

Does anyone in your family use SSI products?

Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?

Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?

Would you use one?

What do you think of the prices of the products?

Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?

Would you recommend them to friends and family?

Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:

<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Sex:</b> <b>Company Position:</b> <b>Martial Status:</b> <b>Children:</b> <b>How long have you been working at SSI?</b> <b>Do you use any SSI products?</b> <b>If yes, which ones?</b> <b>If no, why not?</b> <b>Does anyone in your family use SSI products?</b> <b>Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?</b> <b>Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?</b> <b>Would you use one?</b> <b>What do you think of the prices of the products?</b> <b>Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?</b> <b>Would you recommend them to friends and family?</b> <b>Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:</b>

Go forth my minions, do my work for me~~ ^__^

So everything is back to the usual? New year, new messes.
I only wonder what will happen first~! Nothing surprises me about this place, anymore.

I have a meeting with a woman from Karakura Times today. I do hope she won't storm off like last time. Really, reporters are so very sensitive these days.

Oh, and I~zu~ru? Be a good boy and get the lady what she wants when she arrives, will you?

Why do the police things always show up when I decide to take the rest of the day off?

Izuru~~! If they ask, I'm bu~~sy~~!
...and where is that CD with Vivaldi?

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

I~ZU~RU!
There are people in my office~!
Don't make me start playing Beethoven~!

So how is everyone's first few days of work after vacation, hmmm?
It's been very nice so far, to see all the familiar faces... and some new.

On another note, I've found that women's shoes are quite nice to have on the desk. Gives a bit of feminine touch, doesn't it? Oh hush, Izuru.
Does anyone want to donate one to me? I'd be forever thankful. ^___^

I'm looking forward to that press conference. Let's show some company spirit! Smile! Be happy!
And do not mention any scandals, mmkay?