My, there's not a day without drama in this place, now is there?
No wonder we're such a popular place to work, hmm? ♥
All the gossip at SSI is enough to last a lifetime.

The elevators are still broken - must be a big problem, ne?
Seems most people at SSI are fit enough to walk up and down the stairs, however... with the exception of a certain secretary who had to abandon his hourly vending-machine run, and Ukitake-sama, who sounded like he was climbing a mountain the fourth time I saw him in the stairs today. Stubborn, stubborn.
Anyone else having troubles? It's only four floors, be happy we do not live in a building with over 100~ ♥

The press are all hot and bothered about this lawsuit; they really must be bored.
Is anyone else bored~?

I miss my Izuru. ♥

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

Hmmm. Heart attack, huh?
Who would have thought that.

The press is all over me right now.
Anyone heard anything new about his condition?

The water cooler on the 4th floor broke down.
I'm seriously going to kill whoever did it.

...I'll be like a wicked witch, melting away in this terrible heat.
;___;

Perhaps I should decorate my office with ice cubes?
That would give these journalists something to write about.

On another note; if this heat keeps up until this evening, I'm going out for drinks. Anyone wish to join me, hmmm?