My, this is all dreadful and annoying, isn't it~?
I cannot picture Kurotsuchi-san as someone to steal designs. Do you?

Truth or not truth, it sure is raising questions~ ♥
The phone's been ringing all day, with idiots reporters in the other end, asking for tips.

We're in all the three newspapers; only Karakura Times is defending SSI.
The Daily Spirit is taking Hueco Mundo's side, and the Rukongai Gazette... well.. they're saying it was aliens who stole the design.
I'm not sure if they're calling us aliens or clearing our name.

Let's hope this little stunt does not damage SSI, hmmm?

Watch out for reporters, people.
They've been snooping around.

...and why aren't the elevators working?
One would think at least one of them would be operational.
Let's hope no one has a heart attack in the stairs, shall we~? ^__^

Looks real good in the window.
Thank you, Ise-san~~ ♥

...and a thank you to the people who did the survey!
The press loved the statistics. Fools them every time, hmm?
Thought they'd know better.

Now, I got my files stuck in my backup disk here, and I don't know what to do...
I must say I miss Ishida-kun.

Woe, my little Izuru is on vacation. What ever will I do without him, hmm?

The press is being just rowdy lately. First this little legal problem with one of our fine employees, then the release of the Jigokuchou Cell Phone. Nifty little thing, that.

They're all over it, so I thought I'd set up a little company survey, hmm? ^____^
I'm sure you all will like it~ ♥

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Company Position:
Martial Status:
Children:

How long have you been working at SSI?

Do you use any SSI products?

If yes, which ones?

If no, why not?

Does anyone in your family use SSI products?

Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?

Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?

Would you use one?

What do you think of the prices of the products?

Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?

Would you recommend them to friends and family?

Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:

<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Sex:</b> <b>Company Position:</b> <b>Martial Status:</b> <b>Children:</b> <b>How long have you been working at SSI?</b> <b>Do you use any SSI products?</b> <b>If yes, which ones?</b> <b>If no, why not?</b> <b>Does anyone in your family use SSI products?</b> <b>Your general thoughts on SSI’s products?</b> <b>Are you interested in the new Jigokuchou Cell Phone?</b> <b>Would you use one?</b> <b>What do you think of the prices of the products?</b> <b>Is there anything you think should be changed with the products?</b> <b>Would you recommend them to friends and family?</b> <b>Questions, comments, obscene language, other things:</b>

Go forth my minions, do my work for me~~ ^__^

The press knows nothing about the explosion, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
I spend six hours in a press conference yesterday, explaining what did not happen~! ♥
What I really do not need is people talking about said thing that did not happen, when the press conference was over and people were piling out like the sheep they are.

People really should be more careful, ne~? I hope they learned their lesson.
We don't want to give the company a bad reputation, now do we? ^__________^

I~zu~ru~? Be a good boy and forward a few messages for me.
The Daily Spirit seems to keep misunderstanding what I'm saying.
I really thought that a newspaper should have people understanding simple words, hmmm~?

It's Friday... drinks, anyone?

So everything is back to the usual? New year, new messes.
I only wonder what will happen first~! Nothing surprises me about this place, anymore.

I have a meeting with a woman from Karakura Times today. I do hope she won't storm off like last time. Really, reporters are so very sensitive these days.

Oh, and I~zu~ru? Be a good boy and get the lady what she wants when she arrives, will you?

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

Hmmm. Heart attack, huh?
Who would have thought that.

The press is all over me right now.
Anyone heard anything new about his condition?

My, the reporter from the national association for spirit rights sure looked angry.
I wonder what I said...

Oh well, isn't this day fabulous?
I've always liked superstitious things like this.
Had any bad luck today, people?

I did! Someone has put a dent in my car when I checked it this morning.
How amusing~! It really is an unlucky day today.

Though not as unlucky as the person denting my car will be.

Is this computer thing really secure now?
I have two webcam meetings this afternoon.
Wouldn't want to miss it, hmm? ♥

( Private ^___^ )

Seems Yamamoto-sama wants us to have a big ol' meeting about all of this.
I don't know much about computers, though; not more then the neccesary (I'm no Ukitake-sama, who still believes we use floppy disks...^____^).

I had a meeting with the press yesterday. My, they are nosy.
But there's not problem here at the company, right? No problem at all~!