Oi.



Press conference today. Those who know they're supposed to attend, please be there on time.
The rest of you, behave in front of the reporters. They are everywhere.

I~zu~ru~! I need that powerpoint presentation now, and I hope everything is ready~

My, there's not a day without drama in this place, now is there?
No wonder we're such a popular place to work, hmm? ♥
All the gossip at SSI is enough to last a lifetime.

The elevators are still broken - must be a big problem, ne?
Seems most people at SSI are fit enough to walk up and down the stairs, however... with the exception of a certain secretary who had to abandon his hourly vending-machine run, and Ukitake-sama, who sounded like he was climbing a mountain the fourth time I saw him in the stairs today. Stubborn, stubborn.
Anyone else having troubles? It's only four floors, be happy we do not live in a building with over 100~ ♥

The press are all hot and bothered about this lawsuit; they really must be bored.
Is anyone else bored~?

I miss my Izuru. ♥

My, this is all dreadful and annoying, isn't it~?
I cannot picture Kurotsuchi-san as someone to steal designs. Do you?

Truth or not truth, it sure is raising questions~ ♥
The phone's been ringing all day, with idiots reporters in the other end, asking for tips.

We're in all the three newspapers; only Karakura Times is defending SSI.
The Daily Spirit is taking Hueco Mundo's side, and the Rukongai Gazette... well.. they're saying it was aliens who stole the design.
I'm not sure if they're calling us aliens or clearing our name.

Let's hope this little stunt does not damage SSI, hmmm?

Watch out for reporters, people.
They've been snooping around.

...and why aren't the elevators working?
One would think at least one of them would be operational.
Let's hope no one has a heart attack in the stairs, shall we~? ^__^

Looks real good in the window.
Thank you, Ise-san~~ ♥

...and a thank you to the people who did the survey!
The press loved the statistics. Fools them every time, hmm?
Thought they'd know better.

Now, I got my files stuck in my backup disk here, and I don't know what to do...
I must say I miss Ishida-kun.

No news are good news, hmmm? ♥

It's another scandal waiting to happen, shhh~

The press knows nothing about the explosion, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
I spend six hours in a press conference yesterday, explaining what did not happen~! ♥
What I really do not need is people talking about said thing that did not happen, when the press conference was over and people were piling out like the sheep they are.

People really should be more careful, ne~? I hope they learned their lesson.
We don't want to give the company a bad reputation, now do we? ^__________^

I~zu~ru~? Be a good boy and forward a few messages for me.
The Daily Spirit seems to keep misunderstanding what I'm saying.
I really thought that a newspaper should have people understanding simple words, hmmm~?

It's Friday... drinks, anyone?

Am I the only one who thought yesterday was rather amusing~?
I see they have not found out who it was, yet. ^_____^

The bulletin board is announcing a company party...?

Someone is playing games and it~isn't~me~!

^_____^ ♥~!

The old dragon is back in his den, and everything is back to normal! ♥
Isn't that nice, hmmm? We all missed him, right~?

The press keeps screaming for interviews about what has happened - is anyone volunteering?
I don't think that reporter from the Karakura Times wants to talk to me any more, she keeps getting this nervous tick...
Saaa... I wonder why.

I~zu~ru, that phone list I needed, have you got it?
If so, be a dear and run over to Aizen-sama with it~~!

Ran-chaaaa~n, do you want to catch a movie tonight~?
^_____________^ ♥♥♥~!

Who would have thought a mere police car would start so many fun rumors, hmmm? I must say, it is all quite amusing.

From what I've heard, there are a lot of suspected criminals in this company~ ^_____^

Though I was just CERTAIN it was either because of the smashed window or about the hacking.
Tsk, tsk. I obviously have no imagination.